SLAB™ · LAUNCHING LATE 2026
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100% GRASS-FED · GRASS-FINISHED BEEF STICKS · EST. 2026 MINIMAL INGREDIENTS · UP TO 48G PROTEIN

SLAB™

A SLAB ISA SLAB.
Grass-fed beef sticks. Original, Garlic & Black Pepper and Hot Honey. Up to 48g protein per pouch. Beef, sea salt, red wine vinegar and only what each flavor needs. No fillers, no curing agents. Just taste.
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SLAB Original beef sticks, 9 oz bag of 3 individual 3 oz pouches. 48g protein per pouch. Beef, sea salt, red wine vinegar.
THE ORIGINAL · GRASS-FED BEEF

A beef
product.

One hundred percent grass-fed, grass-finished beef. Three ingredients: beef, sea salt, red wine vinegar. Forty-eight grams of protein, two hundred seventy calories and zero sugar in every three-ounce pouch. Three pouches in every nine-ounce bag. No curing agents. No artificial flavors. Just taste.

  • SOURCE100% GRASS-FED · GRASS-FINISHED
  • INGREDIENTSBEEF · SEA SALT · RED WINE VINEGAR
  • PER POUCH48G PROTEIN · 270 CAL · 0G SUGAR
  • THE BAG9 OZ · 3 × 3 OZ POUCHES
  • FREE FROMSUGAR · FILLERS · CURING AGENTS
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PRODUCT IN FINAL DEVELOPMENT · LAUNCHING LATE 2026
ORIGIN Joseph Miuccio — pilot, founder
JOSEPH MIUCCIO PILOT · FOUNDER
Founder · Origin Note

Founded
by a pilot.

Thousands of hours in the air.

One simple goal: real protein, minimal ingredients, great taste.

So he made it.

JOSEPH MIUCCIO PILOT · FOUNDER
MANIFESTO
GRASS-FED BEEF

A SLAB ISA SLAB

THIS IS MEAT.
IT WAS AN ANIMAL.
WE ADDED WHAT IT NEEDED.
NOTHING IT DIDN’T.

FAQ
When does SLAB launch?

Late 2026. People on The List get early access to buy before SLAB goes public.

What flavors are there?

Original, Garlic & Black Pepper and Hot Honey. There’s also a Variety Pack with one pouch of each.

What’s in it?

Every flavor starts with 100% grass-fed, grass-finished beef, sea salt and red wine vinegar. Garlic & Black Pepper adds garlic and black pepper. Hot Honey adds honey and chili peppers. No fillers, no curing agents and no artificial flavors.

How much protein is in a pouch?

Original has 48g per 3 oz pouch. Garlic & Black Pepper and Hot Honey have 45g.

Is there sugar?

Original and Garlic & Black Pepper have 0g sugar. Hot Honey is sweetened only with honey.

What comes in a bag?

Each 9 oz bag holds three individual 3 oz pouches.

How do I store it?

Don’t freeze or microwave. Refrigerate after opening. Best enjoyed fresh.

How do I get in touch?

Join The List below and we’ll reach you there. You can also find us on Instagram at @slabsnacks.

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