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ORIGINAL BEEF
THE CORE FLAVOR — LATE 2026
PROTEIN16G
CALORIES90
SUGAR0G
CALORIES90
SUGAR0G
DATE TBA
One hundred percent grass-fed, grass-finished beef. Three ingredients — beef, sea salt, organic red wine vinegar. Sixteen grams of protein, ninety calories, zero sugar. No curing agents. No preservatives. No artificial flavors. Just taste.
THIS IS MEAT.
IT WAS AN ANIMAL.
WE SALTED IT.
WE LEFT THE REST OUT.
Thousands of flight hours.
No meat stick worth eating between them.
So he made one.
Original Beef launches late 2026. Get on the list and you'll know the moment it opens, 48 hours before it goes public. Nothing to buy yet. Just stand in line.