"SLAB"™ — DROP 01 · COMING LATE 2026
DROP 01 — IN PRODUCTION JOIN LIST
100% GRASS-FED · GRASS-FINISHED SPRING / SUMMER · MMXXVI MADE BY HAND

"SLAB"™

A SLAB IS
A SLAB. ¹
A beef product. One hundred percent grass-fed and grass-finished. Salted. Smoked. Aged. Released in lots of one thousand, three times a year. No sugar. No filler. No improvement. ¹ See manifesto, included in every pack.
"SLAB"™ / 01 / GRASS-FED 28G
"SLAB"™
A SLAB IS A SLAB.
PROTEIN12G
SODIUM320MG
KCAL110
SOURCEGRASS-FED
CUREPOST OAK
AGE14 DAYS
A BEEF PRODUCT SS26 / 01
DROP 01 · ORIGINAL · GRASS-FED BEEF

A beef
product. ™

One hundred percent grass-fed, grass-finished beef. Dry-rubbed in salt and black pepper, cold-smoked over post oak, aged fourteen days. Twelve grams of protein. No sugar. No filler. No improvement.

  • SOURCE100% GRASS-FED · GRASS-FINISHED
  • CURESALT · BLACK PEPPER · POST OAK SMOKE
  • PROTEIN12G PER 28G STICK
  • FREE FROMSUGAR · SEED OILS · NITRATES · FILLERS
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PRODUCT IN FINAL DEVELOPMENT · FIRST DROP, LATE 2026
FIG. 02 — MANIFESTO
INCLUDED IN EVERY PACK

A SLAB IS
A SLAB.

THIS IS MEAT. IT WAS AN ANIMAL.
WE SALTED IT. WE SMOKED IT. WE AGED IT.
WE DID NOT IMPROVE IT.

WE DO NOT HAVE FLAVORS. WE HAVE DROPS.
WE DO NOT HAVE CUSTOMERS. WE HAVE LOTS.
WE DO NOT HAVE SEASONS.

A SLAB IS NOT A SNACK.
A SLAB IS NOT CONTENT.
A SLAB IS A SLAB.

DRESSED. CURED. RELEASED.
FIG. 03 — ORIGIN Joseph Miuccio — pilot, founder
JOSEPH MIUCCIO PILOT · FOUNDER
Founder · Origin Note

Founded
by a pilot.

Thousands of flight hours.

No meat stick worth eating between them.

So he made one.

JOSEPH MIUCCIO PILOT · FOUNDER

The drops.

LOTS OF 1,000 · 3× PER YEAR · STARTING LATE 2026
"SLAB"™ / 01 · INAUGURALIN PRODUCTION
01
ORIGINAL · SALT & PEPPER
FIRST DROP — LATE 2026
PROTEIN12G
SOURCEGRASS-FED
CUREPOST OAK
DATE TBA
"SLAB"™ / 02COMING SOON
02
PEPPER · CRACKED
SECOND DROP · TBA
PROTEIN12G
SOURCEGRASS-FED
CUREBLACK PEPPER
$9 USD
"SLAB"™ / 03COMING SOON
03
SMOKE · MESQUITE
THIRD DROP · TBA
PROTEIN12G
SOURCEGRASS-FED
CUREMESQUITE
$9 USD
FIG. 04 — THE LIST
FIRST ACCESS TO EVERY DROP